Who is crazier? Me, who lived in Reynosa, or these guys playing golf in Tulsa, Oklahoma when it is 116 degrees? The good news is it was only 110 by 8 o'clock in the evening... in the shade. The bad news is they are predicting it will be even hotter today.  |
And now for the latest news about my budding romance with boyfriend Gregg Anderson who was born at Utah.
- Are you married? Do you have children? I have 2 sons but I would like to have more children some day.
Rita's note: I almost choked when I wrote the line "I would like to have more children". But in the interest of good investigative journalism, I had to lie.
- Hi Rita, I am not married and I am looking forward to starting something wonderful with you, something that can last forever and I do not have kids and don't mind more kids though am ready to take your kids as the blood of my blood and the flesh of my flesh. How are you and how is your Sunday going? I am really looking forward to getting to meet you and pass time together and I want something that would last forever and someone we can grow old together. Where are the kids presently and what are your interests? Looking forward to hear from you soon.
- Hi Rita, Please find time to read my email to you on your G mail in-box as I have been shy to come out straight but I opened up and expressed myself to you in the poems I sent you on there. Thinking about having more kids, I don't think I would like you to go through the pains of labor considering your age. I just want our happiness together and want us to be a mirror of Christ to the world and grow old together.Really cant wait to meet and chat with you. Yours forever, Gregg
Rita's note: I think he just called me OLD so this romance is off to a good start. I looked for the poems because you all know I am a sap for such lovey dovey stuff, but I couldn't find them.
- How did you find me? I've been praying to find someone who will accept me and love me even though I suffer from polydactyly (extra fingers and toes) and strabismus (crossed eyes). I am a widow but my husband had a very good insurance policy so I don't have to work.
- On your blogpage
I wonder if he has figured this out yet. Stay tuned for more updates.
UPDATE:
Gregg has broken up with me. You have to read the comments to see how he feels. My heart is broken, but we're still facebook friends. He did leave me this parting shot on an instant message...
"All I wanted was just true love and someone to be happy with forever and I thank God that he revealed what you were made up of to me through my cousin"
Perhaps Gregg (Doug)is having as much fun with this as you are, lol!
ReplyDeleteMy goodness...a poet, no less. And sensitive....not easily found in a man, you know (how kind to spare you labor pains...but maybe insinuating he doesn't want to support any?). You cracked me up with the polydactyly and strabismus.....let's see if you're too much to love after all. Thanks for the updates!
ReplyDeleteWell Rita I am so disappointed in you and didn't know you were up to jut play with my heart when I had sincere and true emotions for you. My heart got broken when I discovered you were taking me for a ride and I just thank you so much for this.
ReplyDeleteYou have fun.
^ Well, that went better than expected!
ReplyDeleteThe internet is the only place a guy like this has a chance - of course you broke his heart, you Jezebel you! LOL
ReplyDeleteGosh, seemed like he was doing everything right, not sure what could have gone wrong.
ReplyDeleteHe could have loved your crossed eyes but his spelling would have driven me up a wall.
For me it was purely the grammar especially for someone who was born AT Utah and not somewhere else like Nigeria.
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny! I almost fell out of my chair with the "polydactyly"
ReplyDeleteRita,
ReplyDeleteUsted tiene un maravilloso sentido del humor. Quiero invitarte a tomar una taza de café, pero me pongo muy nervioso alrededor de mujeres jóvenes y bellas.
Tal vez, primero te escribo un hermoso poema.
Alfredo,
ReplyDeleteEres muy amable. Le espero para mi poema.