Check out this out if you would like to see a short video of my recent trip to my home state of Iowa.
I feel it is my duty to educate the people here in Southern Texas and Reynosa about how to eat corn from Iowa. We DO NOT put anything but butter and salt on our corn. A little pepper (optional) is also permissible. We DO NOT allow mayonnaise, chile, or cheese. We also DO NOT allow guacamole as this young man slathered on my most excellent Iowa corn. After I took his photo, I took him outside and had him hanged from the tallest tree which around here is about 5 feet. Thank goodness he isn't too short or I would be in jail although I believe I would have gotten off for justifiable homicide.
Voy a hacer lo que me da la puta gana
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