Young man, I realize that it is such a small difference between a 'p' and a 'b', but I don't know what BONER means. What's that? You want to explain to me what is a BONER? Now, wait a sec, class, this is a Catholic school.
Class. Class. Class. SHUT UP! Thank you.
And for those of you who are too young to know or had your head under a rock during the 70's, here's a link to the original Sister Mary Elephant audio skit by the duo Cheech & Chong.