Saturday, April 16, 2011

Best Pickup Line Ever

Best pickup line ever... "Would you like to come back to my place? I've got clean sheets."

Yes, I personally heard it.  No, it wasn't directed at me.  But, (snicker, snicker) that line was sooo memorable.  My friend Linda, a teacher from Canada living in Reynosa, and I went to a bar in Texas one night.  We met a couple retired gentlemen.  A few days later we went out for pizza. All was going well until the end of the evening when Linda's date actually dropped that line on her. Needless to say, we hightailed it back to Reynosa where I seriously doubt any retired, single gentleman could ever offer Linda clean sheets. I drank a beer with Linda a few days ago and we reminisced about that evening. I still don't understand why she turned that offer down.