Saturday, January 28, 2012

Comparing Apples and Oranges

Where am I living now?  Here's some clues.

1. No dogs or cats roaming freely on the streets.
2. If more than one car pulls up to a 4-way stop nearly the same time, all cars will wait at least a minute or two before pulling ahead.
3. This is considered a racy joke - What did the plow say to the tractor?  Pull me closer, John Deere.
4. People are taller than me and I am 5'8".
5. Most women wear faux fur boots without a heel. 
6. I haven't seen any boob cleavage, male or female.
7. People are talking about how warm the winter has been with highs reaching into the 40's.
8. No vendors selling anything on the side of the highways. 
9. Finding produce such as jalape├▒os is not always guaranteed.
10. And (oh, the horror), I can't find any fresh corn tortillas.  

I am having serious tortilla withdrawal symptoms.

3 comments:

  1. Hey! When did you move to my town? LOL

    ReplyDelete
  2. Rita, I've been able to catch up on your blog and I just wanted to let you know that you and your family are in my thoughts and prayers.

    ReplyDelete